Name: Anthony Styche (the one in the middle)
Known as: Anthony, Ant
Age: 16
Rides: DBR WCF 6.1
Drinks: Whatever Babs blags for him
Something funny: His girlfriend (Thanks Sam)
Comments: Can't really fill this in properly or Babs will hit me
Hidden talent: Ask Babs
Name: Kirsty Churchill
Known as: Kirsty, Kirst, K, Skirty
Age: 17
Drives: Refuses to learn
Drinks: Vodka and Guiness (possibly at the same time)
Dads name: Winston (no, really!)
Comments: Kirsty has an extremely gorgeous boyfriend (BY SAM)
Name: Alex Dougal Iain Davidson
Known as: Dougal
Age: 16
Rides: Cannondale M600
Drinks: Cider (piss)
Something funny: His hair
Comments: Alex has an amazing talent of taking the piss out of any imaginable situation a part from peoples hair on which he has no grounds. Dougal is a pretty easygoing bloke.
What will they be when they grow up: older
Name: Adam Elija Short
Known as: Blockhead, Adam, Twat, Woofter
Age: 17
Drives: Learner car, still (been driving for 11 months and still hasn't passed his theory). He wants a queer as folk type jeep (to go CAMPing in)
Drinks: Woofter drinks
Something funny: The shape of his head
Comments: Knows far, far too much about computers. Once got stoned and pissed at the same time for about a week. He is extremely strange and thinks that sewing a piece of red fur to his trousers will increase his sex appeal; only a head transplant would do that, mate.
What will they be when they grow up: Rent boy, Bondage queen
Hidden talent: driving Pete's car badly and illegally, oh and pinching stuff from the chocolate machine (he does this without even touching it, he just asks it for chocolate and it obliges).
Name: Benjamin Freeth
Known as: Ben, Lee's cousin
Age: 16
Rides: Rosie, a purple orange (presumably not at the same time)
Drinks: Alcopops
Smokes: Whatever his mum gives him, Ell's house
Hidden talent: Arson
Name: Helen Therese jackson
Known as: Helen, H
Age: 17
Drives: Bad boy black Escort (almost)
Drinks: Hot Chocolate
Something funny: She's a 13 stone biffa
Name: David Rickard
Known as: Dave
Age: 17
Drives: Ford Escort Van (occasionally lacking an engine)
rides: GT i drive thing
Drinks: White Spirit
Smokes: Way too much
Something funny: Dave hadn't worked out that if you leave plastic bags on the grass without anything on them, they will get blown away. Wonder why he did that? hmmmm.
Comments: Dave has a tendancy to set things on fire (like Ben) remember the old canal? When he's on his own Dave is the model driver, but as soon as he sees anyone he knows he fancies himself as a boy racer. Suprisingly he hasn't killed anyone with his driving yet.
What will they be when they grow up: The 'new' millennium road surface
Hidden talent: surviving inhumane consumption of tobacco, draw etc
Name: Paul Gillion
Known as: Paul
Age: 17
Drives: A learner car
Rides: Marin Rocky Ridge/Santa cruz chamelion
Drinks: Whatever he can get his hands on
Something funny: He didn't know what a self addressed evelope is
Comments: Paul is victimised, mainly by Dougal, for having a Marin and riding like a rabbit.
Name: Dean Purcell
Known as: Dean
Age: 16
Rides: GT Avalanche
Drinks: Guiness
Comments: Dean is known for his big muscles and hans.... (ray) talents.
Name: Charlotte March
Known as: Charlotte, Charly, Please don't hit me
Age: 18
Drives: MK 2 Fiesta
Drinks: Lots, on a regular basis
Something funny: Charlotte thinks that the lime in the swimming pool gets there because men stand at the end squeezing limes into it, and she wasn't even drunk!
What will they be when they grow up: A ballet dancer (It's been done before - who cares)
Hidden talent: Superhuman strength and she can drink tea through her nose apparently!?!
Name: Andrew Walton
Known as: Andy
Age: 10?
Rides: Orange Ms. Isle
Drinks: A cup of warm milk before he goes to bed
Something funny: We think he's grounded for some reason
Comments: Probably for smoking draw
What will they be when they grow up: Dodgy Dealer
Hidden talent: Achieving minus air
Name: Robin Thomas
Known as: Rob
Age: 17
Rides: Aprilla RX 50, soon to be RS 125 (I think) occasionally his GT Avalanche.
Drinks: When he can borrow a tenner off Sam
Smokes: All his money away
Something funny: His bike is often mistaken for a lawn mower
Comments: If you want to find Rob he's usually right up Daves arse. He's another one of the college goer types that never does any work.
What will they be when they grow up: A dare devil lawn mower stunt rider
Name: Leanne Smith
Known as: Leanne
Age: 17
Drinks: Metz
Favourite colour: Pink
Something funny: Her hair
Comments: We can't think of anything to write about Leanne because she is so pink and has crap hair - Sam
Name: Christopher Ell
Known as: Ell, Smell
Age: 16
Rides: Big, bouncy orange thing (patriot)
Drinks: Fuck knows
Smokes: Everything and Anything
Something funny: The size of his ...................................................................................... house (I know what you were thinking)
What will they be when they grow up: Probably about 70
Hidden talent: Being alive
Name: Lee Vincent Freeth
Known as: Lee
Age: 18
Drives: Illegally
Rides: Illegally
Drinks: Till he falls over
Smokes: Till he falls over
Something funny: He's caught whatever Collett's got
What will they be when they grow up: Dead, probably
Hidden talent: Crashing cars which aren't even his, when he doesn't even have a driving lisence
Name: Aileen Jennifer Rippon
Known as: Aileen, Freak, Alien
Age: 16
Drinks: Anything
Smokes: When she's pissed
Something funny: She left her hair in the wash with one of her many pink tops
Comments: We'd rather not
What will they be when they grow up: Barbie Lookalike
Hidden talent: Anything to do with music, and getting away with jeans, t-shirt, pink hair and a dog collar as 'office wear'
Name: Simon Deeley
Known as: Deeley
Age: 19
Rides: Orange O2
Drives: Honda Civic
Drinks: Anything containing vodka
Name: Rosemarie Gardiner
Known as: Rosie
Age: 16
Drinks: Until she collapses
Something funny: being had by Sam with the 'Beer can hypnotizing' stunt
Name: Matthew Marshall
Known as: Matt
Age: 19
Rides: Kona Chute
Drives: Honda civic
Drinks: Vodka
Name: Alison Rippon (no relation to Aileen)
Known as: Ali, Alison
Age: 17
Drinks: Deans saliva
Something funny: She flashed at her dad
What will they be when they grow up: Table Dancer
Name: James Collett
Known as: Collett
Age: 16
Drinks: because he thinks it makes him look cool
Something funny: Need you ask?
What will they be when they grow up: Porn star
Hidden talent: Annoying everyone within a five mile vicinty of him
Name: Cheryl Woodcock
Known as: Cheryl
Age: 16
Drinks: Bacardi Breezers
What will they be when they grow up: Still pined after by Sissons
Name: Matthew Sissons
Known as: Sissons
Age: 16
Rides: Nothing at the moment as he has a mashed finger
Drinks:
Something funny: We wonder when Sissons will work out that breaks are a much safer and more effective way of stopping your front wheel than your finger.
Name: Lenny
Known as: Lenny, Sam's cat, Gimp, Spud, Spudweiser
Age: 4 months
Drinks: kitty milk
Comments: Lenny is often abused by Sam for amusement, even though Lenny started it (convenient that he can't defend himself don't you thinK?)
Hidden talent: Groaning, scratching, and digging his claws into any fleshy surface.
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